It seems odd that the Federal Reserve System would not keep any record (you know, serial numbers or something) of the money it destroys, but I can take it for granted in Mad Money that it's an oversight based the egos of certain people who think they've created a foolproof security system (and, as we know, anyone who thinks they've created a foolproof anything—especially a security system that uses retail locks—is probably a fool oneself). What's unnecessarily confusing about the movie—and the reason I call into question the system of which our heroines take advantage—is that it can't decide whether or not there is a loophole in the system.

Are these really untraceable bills they steal, and if they are, how does the local police department figure they have a case against the culprits? The whole movie is based on the question of whether or not the robbers will get away with their crime, and when it's set up straight away that they can, there's no tension to the question. That the movie can't decide if it wants them to get away with it is even more irritating, but that's probably because I didn't care either way.

The story begins at the end, with Bridget (Diane Keaton) and her husband Don (Ted Danson) flushing loads of money down the toilet, Nina (Queen Latifah) burning bills in the grill, and Jackie (Katie Holmes) and some dude, who's forgotten about until halfway through the movie when we discover he's actually Jackie's husband Bob (Adam Rothenberg), rigging their trailer full of cash with a Rube Golderg device. Suddenly, they're all arrested (except for Bridget, who makes a run for it) and detailing how they ended up with the money in an interrogation room.

Months and months ago, Bridget discovers Don was selling their house after being laid off at work. Don tells her they're over $200,000 in debt, so Bridget decides it's time to get a job. The job market is rough on women her age (suing one company that blatantly tells her she's too old for the job certainly could have been a possible way for income), but she finds a job at the Federal Reserve Bank as a janitor. Comparing the work to "Third-World slave labor" doesn't win the rich woman who's upset she can't live in excessive luxury anymore any sympathy points, but the job does allow her to find a problem in the bank's security system.

Apparently, it is incredibly, ridiculously, almost lazily easy to steal from The Fed. Buy a padlock at a local hardware store, switch it from the bank's original lock, get the ditzy, dancing woman who pushes the cart downstairs (Jackie) to throw some of the money in the garbage, have the woman who shreds the money (Nina) switch the lock back, and then have the janitor grab the money out of the can.